THIS-IS-A-JOKE. HE-DIDN’T-SAY-THAT.
That awkward moment when you wish he did.
But he probably thinks we’re just crazy obsessed stalkers.
It would be something like…

& thanks to benbarned for the gif above from Killing Bono.
mr-barnes I don’t care that this isn’t real. It’s real in my mind.
;D if only it were true…